Spreading my Love (and Ass cheeks) from the Fart!I went outside to my backyard to empty out some water and I felt a rumble in my stomach. I pull down my
pants and panties with my ass full of cellulite and gas rushing to it, as I spread my cheeks and let out a loud brassy one.
This fart was about 4 seconds long and I got to smell it before it blew away. It felt so satisfying to let that out. Now if only someone were here to smell my ass...
A Real Date with Smellier GasA REAL DATE WITH SMELLIER GAS
Mark Dearing had died and gone to heaven, even if heaven looked no different than the interior of his car. He was driving toward Niebla Verde Mexican Restaurant with his date, the beautiful and smart Nicole Eckstein and she was promising to have much more gas this time, now that she knew that her date did appreciate her for her gassiness, unlike his roommate who couldn’t handle the fumes that radiated from her voluptuous bum.
“You look nervous.” Nicole told Mark as he was keeping his hands positioned neatly on the steering wheel of his car. He was on his best behavior, his heart was racing, he never thought he would be doing this again.
“I’ve never done this before.”
“You’ve never been on a date before?”
“I’ve never had a date with a girl. Outside the last time.”
“Well you’ve scored a hell of a girl, you ought to be lucky.” She said as she shifted her
COMMISSION- Hotel of Horrendous GasesHOTEL OF HORRENDOUS GASES
Lethal Lauren Miller was on her way to the beach for an enjoyable week for her Spring Break away from school. Riding along in the passenger seat was her new girlfriend Jessey. The ginger haired Lauren was driving away as she was talking with Jess about their recent meal at a Japanese restaurant on the way to the hotel. It was late in the evening and they were near their destination. Jess was a little shorter than Lauren was with black hair and green eyes and a curvy body that delighted Lauren to no end. Lauren had a lovely meal but it was already tearing up her body with what was likely going to be some of her patent foul flatulence that could clear out locker rooms and classrooms with ease. She even dreamed one time of stinking up the entire world with one of her farts. She slowly leans over and lets out a small silent fart, wondering if her girlfriend would notice it.
“Whew! Excuse me!” Lauren said laughing as she waited almost 30
Line of FireLINE OF FIRE
Due to my introverted state, or just the fact that I normally don’t hang out much with people, I was unprepared for the heaven-like quality of all the girls I saw when my family went to vacation out at Disney World for Spring Break. It was eye-candy galore and for once I didn’t have to go onto the internet to see some fine looking ladies. Now despite my already-apparent chauvinistic tone I am not much of a pervert in that way. I’m far too quiet and reserved for that. I’m not the kind of person who would make catcalls or wolf whistles and or even cheap pickup lines; I was also 16 so I was certain that I still had time to work on that sort of thing. For now I was just looking and man were there plenty of good looking females my age. I just had to work up the ability to approach one of them. This wasn’t one of those times.
It was one afternoon as my parents and my nine year old sister went out toward the Frontierland part of the a